I know I'm working today so I won't have to spoil my plans for next weekend (I'm going down to Decatur to visit Colin) but still...I just had to whine about it. Whine, whine, whine.
And nobody's updating their weblogs today, and nobody's emailing me either. Yawn. Sigh. Whine.
If you want to write Sunny Day Real Estate lyrics, you must learn the names of the months. And say some stuff that is really abstract and doesn't make much sense, but sounds pretty good. It was okay on Diary when you couldn't understand what Jeremy Enigk was singing anyhow, but on The Rising Tide you can, and it's just distracting. I spent much more time saying "wha?" than paying attention to the CD. And that's never a good thing.
Wow, you could almost call that a CD review.
Matt bought me Navy Blues by Sloan, and I'm wondering why it's taken me so damn long to jump on the Sloan bandwagon. Stef and Jack would be proud of me--I'm going to head over to the local independent music store and pick up as much Sloan as I can once I leave work.
Last time I heard this CD, I was sitting on the floor of Ray's apartment putting together a cabinet. I miss him even more than usual now that I remember that.
So a couple of months ago, I signed up with a bunch of those alumni websites. This was more out of morbid curiosity than desire to meet people I knew in high school. I hated high school. It was four years of the worst kind of torture.
My mom works at the public library in my hometown, so she often comes home with stories about former classmates of mine. Most of them are pretty sordid--a lot of unplanned pregnancies, shitty jobs, and failing marriages--and I must admit, I get a big kick out of finding out that someone who was an asshole to me in high school got theirs a few years later. So I signed up for a few, looked around, was disappointed in the lack of dirt on my former classmates, and never went back.
Today I got a message from one of those sites. And it was from someone I actually could stand, so that's a bonus. He wasn't a close friend, just someone I knew, and I always thought he was cool, he was a goofy skater guy, and I probably had a crush on him at one point or another.
Tonight, Matt and I might go to Brew and View to see High Fidelity. Beer + High Fidelity = some nice scenery. Boy scenery. I'm betting that place will be absolutely rife with cute indie rock boys. I'm still very much in "look but don't touch mode," but it never hurts to look.
Colin on Ozzy's "Bark at the Moon" video: "See, Ozzy's down with empirical reasoning!"
Those are two very, very different things. Very, very different indeed.
The indie rock webzine thread is still hoppin', if you haven't been there yet, you should check it out. If you're not interested in indie rock webzines, I created a whole bunch of new questions. You can see all the forum questions here. If none of the questions interest you, ask your own.
New stuff to talk about:
What are your guilty pleasures?
Are you sensitive to criticism?
Recommend some websites.
What do you consider sexy?
Also...I'm going to be sitting around my house doing nothing for most of the weekend. Pretty much everyone I know is out of town this weekend. If you have AIM and you'd like to chat, I'm nanette e. I'll be bored, entertain me.
No more posts this afternoon. Must. Work. I'm already stuck coming in to work this weekend, and I'd rather not be here every waking moment. Go yak it up in the forum while I'm gone. You can even start your own thread about my clavicles (or whatever else you want to talk about).
It was about 10:45 at night. I was getting ready for bed. I tried to open the bathroom door and it was jammed. The knob wouldn't turn at all.
Fortunately, people were home and actually paying attention, so fifteen minutes later, I was freed from the bathroom. Yay for that.
It wasn't traumatic or anything, just annoying, because by the time I got out of the bathroom I wasn't tired any more. I sat around and read for a while, then made an attempt at sleep that was thwarted by my darling neighbor, who had decided that 11:30 at night was the perfect time to try and haul some rotting wood from his backyard to his garage. All I could hear was the swearing and the yelling and the sound of wood banging against wood.
This, of course, is the same neighbor who decided that 3 AM was the appropriate time to dig up a bush that was growing between our two houses. After hearing fifteen minutes of leaves rustling punctuated by grunts, I became convinced that someone was trying to break into my house.
So now, the bathroom door has no knob. Just a big hole where the knob should be. My brother is going to the hardware store to buy a new doorknob, so it should be fixed when I get home. Hopefully. I like my privacy.
I managed to find a flight that only costs $219, which is extremely cheap considering that I was expecting to pay about $400. I can't do the Priceline thing for this trip, the thought of being on a 6 AM flight really makes me itch. I like being able to choose my times. I'm headed out on Friday night, September 1 and I'll be back either Tuesday the 5th or Wednesday the 6th, depending on when I can get a ride home from the airport.
It seems that the first weekend of the month is my Official Vacation Time--this month, I was in Boston, next month, I'll be in Decatur, and the month after, Phoenix! (Okay, I know, Decatur isn't a "vacation" really, I guess I should call it Official Out-of-Town Time instead of Vacation Time. Heh.) As much as I love Chicago, it's good to get out of town. It gives me something to look forward to.
It all boils down to this: why do people feel compelled to start online music zines? The answer is simple: free shit. The idea is that if your zine gets big enough, you'll start getting tons of CDs and concert tickets in the mail from record companies. CDs and concert tickets that you probably wouldn't be able to afford otherwise. This explains why every indie music geek with a copy of Microsoft FrontPage 2000 and marginal design and writing skills feels compelled to slap their opinions about music up on the web for everyone to read.
Publishing an online indie music zine is fairly effortless. Though you could potentially put hours into its design, you don't have to. You just get yourself some web space (which can easily be had for free), create some crappy graphics, write a few things, and upload them. You promote yourself by writing emails to zine editors/webloggers/record labels/bands you like, you get linked a few places, Indieshite slags you and your hits skyrocket, and *poof*! you are an instant music journalist.
Part of the problem with the proliferation of indie rock online zines is the stale, tired format. How many columns can a person read before they start banging their head against the monitor? Is there an unwritten law of the indie rock online zine that columns *must* be included? In the same vein, how many rambling, self-indulgent record reviews are necessary to have your own indie rock online zine? Must all record reviews go on for 500 words? Can't the same thing be said in 100 words? (Well, all the florid prose would have to be removed, but at least the reviewer would be forced to get to the point rather than telling the readers stories about their lives.)
The truth is, there are a limited number of people with talent. Every monkey banging on his/her typewriter isn't going to come up with a masterpiece, and every indie rocker banging on his/her keyboard isn't going to come up with The Greatest Online Indie Rock Zine Ever. I'd love to take the two or three people with actual talent from each of the online indie rock zines out there and start something good with them. But you know what? It wouldn't work. All the egos would get in the way. People who are great at design would be loath to admit that their writing sucks. People who write awful reviews would still want to write them because they don't want to give up the free CDs. And people who can't do anything would piss and moan about elitism and exclusiveness because it's just too damn hard for them to admit that they just aren't talented.
One thing I've noticed in my few months of paying attention to indie rock online zines is that you can't criticize anyone--even if your point is valid--without them pitching a shit fit or whining like babies. The few times I have criticized zines in this weblog, I've received "why do you hate us? really, we're very good" emails, which are more annoying than amusing. Are people so delusional that they think that *everyone* is going to like what they're doing?
I could talk for days about this kind of stuff. Let's talk for days in the forum, shall we?
Now I have Actual Important Stuff (TM) to do, so I'll leave you with this one fun link: Ask a Klingon. I asked the Klingon "What is Ray doing?" and it told me "something to do with holy wars and gushing blood." I guess things must be going well at The Company That Stole Ray from Nanette (TCTSRFN, for short) because it sounds like he's pretty busy.
(Of course, I get a big silly kick out of checking off all the Long Island places he mentions that I have actually *seen*. I'm all "hey, I shopped at that mall!")
I had a weird craving for McDonalds today at lunchtime so I drove over there and was informed that they were out of meat. Oh well. And some high school kid yelled "hey girlfriend! What's your name?" at me while I was driving towards the drive-thru.
How does a McDonalds manage to run out of meat? Isn't meat their business?
I ended up getting Burger King instead.
My other big thing that I have done today is look at plane fares to Phoenix for Labor Day weekend. I am determined to go somewhere for Labor Day weekend. I'm sure Amanda won't mind having me around. I also made the big decision to only take one class next semester. It won't throw off my plans to quit life and go back to school full-time in August of 2002, so I might as well not kill myself.
Anyhow, Ray's journal is very different from mine. He writes a lot more about everyday life. But he does it well. I liked his old journal a lot, and I'm glad he's back, though I think he needs to write about me some more. Now that I said that, maybe he'll rant about me again!
The first opening act was Torch Marauder, out of Durham, NC--a town that I do NOT have fond memories of. Torch Marauder's performance was bizarre--one guy in blue paint (think Blue Man Group) performing with a videotaped drummer/keyboard player. Watching Torch Marauder interact with the videotape was really funny, the guy's got his act down, and it's cool. Plus, he used just about every synonym for "mullet" that I could think of. Yay. Torch Marauder earned bonus points for making reference to Lord of the Rings. Everyone knows that if you want to write rock lyrics, you must learn about where the hobbits dwell.
The second opening band sucked. Nathan had warned me in advance that they sucked, so I wasn't all that surprised. They have the potential to not suck, but they need to practice a lot more and decide what direction they're headed as a band. (Gawd, that sounds so cheesy...) Their set was completely not memorable, except when they finally stopped. And when the singer said "There's a lot of cute girls in the audience tonight!" It's like this: If you're going to mack on girls from the stage, you can at least be in a good band. If you're in a shitty band, you can at least be attractive. Don't go up on stage looking like one of the Mole People and playing in a shitty band and expect to get laid. Will. Not. Happen.
The Mil Mulliganos were really, really good. This is not just me trying to compliment Nathan, who is a self-proclaimed "regular reader" of this weblog. Even Matt, who is far more critical of these things than I am, said they were very good. They have a good sound, their songs are catchy, they use lots of rock moves (rock moves are a good thing), and they're fun to watch. They've got this goofy/serious thing going--they act really goofy, and you think "oh, they're totally not a serious band," and then they start playing, and you're amazed at how good they are. I should have bought their CD. Next time I see them, I definitely will.
The rest of the weekend, I just sat around at home. I read a couple of books. I talked to Ray on the phone for a while on Sunday afternoon. I slept. It was very quiet and kind of nice.

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